Paperback Available Now!

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Here it is (as promised) in time for Christmas.
Santa was whispering in my ear, though I’d have preferred Mrs Claus—less whiskers and no halitosis. Anyway, I’ve added an option to bundle a free digital copy with every paperback order, so you can enjoy the story any way you like.

(For those stuck in the faraway land of Australia looking for a cheap shipping option – Book Depository will have it for sale in 6-8 weeks). Santa is in a legal dispute with the current government over having to tighten his belt and power down his renewable Christmas cheer.

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